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Dani

  1. sekipon:

    Arpakasso☆

    (via gummy-octopus)

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  3. (Source: cloudsnapper, via pastel-cutie)

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  5. Pokemon backgrounds!

    pixel-dreams:



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  7. (Source: mikegaboury, via keelychu)

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  9. (Source: xchickengirlx, via keelychu)

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  11. My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

    • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
    • When chemists die, they barium.
    • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
    • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
    • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
    • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
    • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
    • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
    • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
    • Broken pencils are pointless.
    • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
    • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
    • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
    • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
    • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
    • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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  13. lawchan89:

Compulsive BAD liar Applejack

    lawchan89:

    Compulsive BAD liar Applejack

    (via lavidaesderp)

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  15. omnomnomrainbows:

never using glue again.
APPLEJACK WHHHYYYY!!!!!????

    omnomnomrainbows:

    never using glue again.

    APPLEJACK WHHHYYYY!!!!!????

    (via lavidaesderp)

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  17. pastel-cutie:

cooking mama! *u*

    pastel-cutie:

    cooking mama! *u*

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  19. annieodair:

    i laughed for like 5 minutes straight when i first saw this and today my brother reminded me of it and i was crying laughing at the restaurant during dinner 

    (via alternate-universes)



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